parent tax
Happy Halloween!
From the annals of My Halloweens Past:
- Longest my candy ever lasted: until February (unless you count the gross stuff)
- Shortest my candy ever lasted: until December
- Best costume in humor category: gum on the bottom of a shoe
- Best costume in the cute category: cowgirl (yeah, I was a tom boy. No princesses here)
- Worst costume: clown (I cried until my mom took it off)
- Most Recent costume: Geisha
- Best treat received: $1 bill
- Worst treat received: toothbrush
- Age I stopped trick-or-treating: 13
- Age I was first questioned about being too old to trick-or-treat: 10
- Most times I trick-or-treated in a year: 1
- Most time my children have trick-or-treated in a year: 4
- Parent tax demanded of me: all my Almond Joys and Mounds
- Current “parent tax” I charge my children: 2 pieces of my choosing (but they usually give me more)
Happy Halloween ya’ll!
