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For whatever reason, I have been feeling OLD lately. Definitely an all-caps kind of feeling. Rather than whine about it, I present my method of coping for your viewing pleasure. Yup, it’s a list:
Top 10 Hints You Might be Getting Old
- You can’t ride a roller coaster without taking drammamine first.
- You know whether or not it’s going to rain by listening to your knee.
- When channel surfing, you pause on the Face Cream info-mercial promising to erase those wrinkles; then have to force yourself not to pick up the phone when they say you only have 15 minutes left to get the deal.
- 30 doesn’t seem old anymore.
- 40 doesn’t seem old anymore.
- [For women] Going anywhere without make-up is not an option.
- [For men] Rogaine doesn’t seem so implausible anymore.
- The parents of the cute little family next door were born the year you graduated from High School.
- Your child asks you how old you were when the dinosaurs went extinct.
- The kid working at the local 7-11 calls you ma’am/sir.
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