First, thank you to everyone who stopped in last week and participated. Vicki and I had a great time battling it out and reading all the votes and comments. You guys are a total riot!
So without further ado, here are the brawl results and winners:
Mock Me Monday:
Total votes: 49
Vicki’s BAD story : 40 votes; 82%
Janet’s eruption: 9 votes; 18%
And Vicki is the winner! Man, I knew I’d lost as soon as I read hers. She’s just too good! So head on over to Vicki’s blog for Monday’s daily winner.
Testing Tuesday:
Total quizzes taken: 27
Vicki’s Grade: 36/60; 60%
Janet’s Grade: 56/75; 75%
And I’m the winner! Woo hoo! You guys are awesome for pulling this one out for me. đ
And the winner of the day is Lenny Lee! Congratulations, Lenny! Here is the fabulous daily prize he won. I know, you’re all jealous. But every good writer needs some snacks to pull through those rough patches. đ
The answers to Vicki’s quiz are:
1. Which of the following celebrities have NOT been mentioned on Vicki’s blog?
b. Mark Wahlburg
2. The artist who painted the picture Vicki uses as her icon is :
c. Alfred Gockel
3. Ever the fan of odd writing analogies, which of the following has Vicki NOT used?
c. Writing is like popping a zit
4. Which of the following was NOT a title of a post?
c. Tickling Turtles
5. What is the working title of Vicki’s WIP?
b. Porcelain God
The answers to my quiz are:
1. Which This vs. That debate has NOT been featured on Janet’s blog?
c. Spring vs. Summer
2. Janet professes to speak another language. Which one?
a. French
3. What obsession (besides writing) does Janet constantly blog about?
b. license plates
4. What celebrity does Janet pose with in her profile picture?
d. Oscar the Grouch
5. Janet did a 4-part series on what topic?
b. Clichés
Wacky Wednesday:
Total votes: 35
Vicki’s POLLTREE: 0 votes; 0%
Janet’s BITE ME: 35 votes; 100%
Ouch! I think this was a combination punch. Poor Vicki, she never stood a chance. đ
And the winner of the day is Yat-Yee! Congratulations, Yat-Yee! And here is a sneak preview of what you’ll be receiving in the mail. Because every good writer needs a handy-dandy mini notebook to jot down all those fabulous ideas that hit at the oddest moments. And of course pens you can trust to actually write when you need them. (I didn’t defend pen and paper for nothing!)
This vs. That Thursday:
Total votes: 46
Vicki’s Laptop: 33 votes; 72%
Janet’s Pen & Paper: 13 votes; 28%
Yikes, I really thought I stood a better chance, but alas. I guess even I can’t stop the steamroller that is technology. But I can admit defeat, so head on over to Vicki’s blog for Thursday’s daily winner.
Before announcing the Grand Prize winners, I had to show you how I’m feeling after a week of duking it out with Vicki:
She’s a hard hitter and a worthy opponent. I suppose technically we’re at a stalemate, having each won 2/4, but for future reference, I’ll think twice before messing with her!
Okay, now on to the part you’ve all been waiting for. The Grand Prize Winners!
Grand Prize #1: Ten-page Critique by Sarah LaPolla of Curtis Brown!
Grand Prize #2: Gift Basket including a $40 Gift Card to Amazon!
Congratulations to the winners! Please contact me as soon as possible with my “Contact Me” tab, and I will get you taken care of.
Also, I want to thank Vicki for playing along with me all week, and I want to thank Sarah for so generously offering a ten-page critique! I’m kindof sad this has come to an end. đ
And finally, my big news is that I’m heading off to France tomorrow (squee!) so I won’t be around the blogosphere for the next little while. But, darling husband has agreed to peek in from time to time and fill in for me. I have no idea what he’ll say. I might be a little worried. Wish me luck!
Today, Vicki and I divide and conquer. The fabulous Vicki is hosting a Blackjack game where you can win more entries into the Grand Prize drawing of your choice. Some lucky players will also win a prize! If you haven’t done this with her, it’s super fun! I was giggling all through her first ever Blackjack contest.
Here, I am hosting an interview with Agent Awesome, Sarah LaPolla of Curtis Brown. Vicki and I were thrilled at this opportunity! If you write YA or Adult, you definitely need to read on to see if your work is right for her. She has been wonderful to work with and would make a great agent for anyone lucky enough to get her!
So, first her blurb from the Curtis Brown website, then on to the interview.
Sarah LaPolla began at Curtis Brown in 2008, working with Dave Barbor and Peter Ginsberg. Sarah is interested in literary fiction, narrative nonfiction, urban fantasy, paranormal romance, science fiction, literary horror, and young adult fiction. She loves complex characters, coming-of-age stories, and strong narrators. Sarah graduated from Ithaca College with a degree in Writing and English, and went on to receive her MFA in Creative Writing from The New School. She is always on the lookout for debut authors and welcomes email submissions at sl@cbltd.com.
Please note: Sarah prefers e-mail queries!
Me: How did you decide you wanted to be an agent?
I wish I could have one of those stories where I wanted to be an agent from the time I could read a book and moved to New York in a dramatic fashion to follow my dream. Truthfully, I didnât know what an agent was until I was about 19 or 20 and even then it wasnât explained to me very well. So when I moved to New York for my MFA program, I started interning at agencies (the âworking in publishingâ dream was real!).
Once I started learning what an agent actually did and how excited it could be to help build an unpublished writerâs career, I gave up on any previous romanticized notions I might have had about publishing. (The three martini lunch in the offices of Random House was very appealing until I learned it didnât exist.) So, I kept applying to agencies and got used to being asked âso, what do you do again?â by my family.
Me: Do your clients have any upcoming releases you want to share?
My fabulous client, K.M. Waltonâs debut YA, CRACKED (Simon Pulse) is being released in Spring 2012.
Me: I love that you showcase new writers on your blog, Glass Cases. How did you come up
with that idea?
I started the blog before I became an agent. If anything, it was an effort to hold on to my writerly roots and support the unpublished who either have no interest in traditional publishing or are ready to query. Stories are posted once a week and the rest of the time I like giving writing or query advice or just waxing philosophic on various literary or pop culture-related things.
Once I became an agent, I very much wanted to keep the blog going with my original intent. There is a very strict âno crossoverâ rule, meaning anyone who sends me a query via the blog gets deleted immediately. Contributors to the blog are welcome to query me as an agent, as long as they do so through the appropriate channels. So far, itâs been a success and the writers have been very understanding about that, so I am grateful.
Vicki: What types of submissions do you wish you saw more of? Less of?
I really want to see more horror, dark mystery, and fairytales (fractured or otherwise) for YA. Dark mysteries for adult would be great too. Also, adult dystopian, as long as itâs original in execution.
On the âless ofâ side, I am still getting vampire queries, so that makes me cringe. Anything with âcreatures of the nightâ I stay away from. I also steer clear of anything labeled âwomenâs fiction,â which for some reason I get a lot of. Anything written with the intention of excluding half your audience not only makes little sense, but usually ends up being rife with gender stereotypes.
Vicki: What’s the craziest book idea you’ve come across in the slush pile?
I canât share anything specific, but a general idea of what I consider âcrazyâ is when people combine genres for the sake of combining genres. I guess to cover all bases, but it always fails.
For instance:
Timmy is caught in a wellâŠin 1942âŠand Nazis might kill his parentsâŠand itâs up to a werewolf and an angel to stop them and rescue TimmyâŠwho turns out to be a ghost. For the record, I completely made that example up, but you get the idea.
That said, I do like when people play with genre and incorporate different elements into one novel, but what you decide to use should go together in some way.
Vicki: What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve seen/heard an author do trying to get noticed?
I will never understand why writers include pictures of themselves with their kids or pets with their queries. Or send a large FedEx envelope with one sheet of paper in it. Once I open it and see itâs a query, it will go into the pile with everyone else. It doesnât matter how you ship it.
Me: What is the best way to catch your eye in a query (in a good way)?
Be succinct and get to the point. Before I even read a query, if I see it is only two or three paragraphs, I am already relieved. And if the first paragraph is a three to five sentence plot overview, even better. All I do is search for that anyway, so you might as well put it up front.
Me: What are some of the biggest mistakes you see in queries?
Like I mentioned above, the biggest mistake I see in queries is when a writer fails to mention what their project is about. There can be long lists of publication credits and how their own lives have prepared them to write their story – and all of those things might be impressive – but without knowing what that story is, why would I request it?
Vicki: For books you read for fun, what influences your choice the most (title, cover art, back description, excerpt, word of mouth, reviews)?
If Iâm browsing in a bookstore, a good title will grab my attention. I pay attention to reviews, but not closely. Word of mouth by people I trust (Twitter pals, literary friends, and publishing folk) is usually what influences me most. Also, if I know an author I admire likes a particular author I havenât read yet, I will check them out.
Vicki: What book title (real or imagined) best reflects your life?
Ooh, good question. Even though it makes me sound like a complete literary snob, I will say Goodbye to All That by Joan Didion (essays count, yes?). Content-wise, itâs not really relevant to my life, but the title suggests consciously starting a new chapter in life while remaining slightly nostalgic, which I think I do a lot.
Me: On my blog, I have a bit of an obsession with personalized license plates. What would yours be? You have 8 spaces.
MsGeek2U
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Sarah, I love the license plate! Thank you for the wealth of information here.
As we’ve mentioned, in addition to the interview, Sarah has offered a ten-page critique for one of our lucky contest participants who write YA or Adult (sorry all those MG and PB writers!).
In your comment, be sure to mention that you want to win the critique (Prize #1), otherwise we’ll put you in for the alternate Grand Prize (Prize #2 – which is nothing to sneeze at, either). And if you haven’t already, let us know if you spread the word in any way shape or form (Twitter, Blog, Sidebar, Facebook, etc.) and we’ll give you an additional +5 entries in the drawing.
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And if you’re just joining us, here are the rules for our Brawl ‘n Haul contest. For a longer explanation and the posting schedule for the contest, click here.
Rules:
For all of you writers of YA and Adult fiction, Vicki and I will be giving away a 10-page critique by the fabulous Sarah LaPolla of Curtis Brown as part of our upcoming Brawl ‘n Haul Contest from March 28 to April 1. And there are plenty of other great prizes for those who aren’t into writing. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!
If you aren’t yet, be sure you’re following both my blog and Vicki’s. And though she’s on a blogging break until April 6, go check out Sarah’s blog where she publishes novel excerpts, short stories, flash fiction, memoirs, and personal essays.
(And if you want to enter but don’t have a way to follow, contact me via my handy-dandy “Contact Me” tab. Vicki and I are low stress.)
T-minus 5 days and counting until the fun begins!