Possession Launch: Rule Breaking
Jun 08, 2011 
If you’ve been living in a hole, you may not have heard that Ms. Elana Johnson, woman extraordinaire, is celebrating the release of her debut novel, Possession. I’m so excited for her, that I couldn’t resist participating in the launch.
My job is to tell about a time when I broke the rules. And confession, this was not so easy for me. Can you tell I’m one of those people? The kind who always keeps the rules and tows the line? *cough* Yeah.
But I have broken a rule or two in my day.
I think.
Just give me a second to remember when . . .
Okay! I’ve got it: In sixth grade when I got to help serve lunch (total privilege, btw!), I gave two desserts, count them TWO, to a cute boy. Ha! Take that, cafeteria rules.
And then there was that time or two I pulled a California stop at a stop sign [aka, I only slowed down a little before going through it, rather than coming to a complete stop]. Total rule breaking, right there.
So yeah, I am no Vi (the mc in Possession). Let’s just hope I never live to see the world as it exists in Elana’s book.
What rules have you broken?
And if you care to check out any other blogs participating in this launch, here’s the list:
And P.S. Don’t forget to swing by Friday for the interview with Molly Jaffa, Agent at Folio Literary!
A Day Late and a Dollar Short – Lenny Fest
I totally missed the boat with the Lenny Fest, but my admiration for him overcomes silly things like time, so I am joining the Lenny Fest anyway.
If you haven’t met Lenny, you should go meet him. Like now. He is a ray of sunshine. A slushee in melting-hot weather. Rain boots on a puddly day. A letter from a long-lost friend. A gift-wrapped present on a regular, old day. Well, you get the idea.
Since I’m no good at poetry, I’m offering several personalized license plates for Mr. Lenny. Appropriate, don’t you agree? I get 8 letters:
- LENNYLEE
- RAYOFSUN
- HUGS
- OPTIMISM
- HAPPYBOY
- BE HAPPY
- KINDNESS
- MRSMILES
- LVRACOON
- SHARKBOY
- ILVWATER
- FISH
- LAUGH
- LV2SWIM
- FRND2ALL
What do you think? Which one should Lenny pick?
Hugs, Lenny! We’re all thinking of you. 😀
I’ve Been Tagged!
Medeia Sharif (whose debut book Bestest. Ramadan. Ever. comes out this Summer) tagged me last week, so here we go!
Do number 7 and number 8 have any similarities?
Yes, they are both Canadian. I love Canadians! Shall we have buns for dinner? 😀
And P.S. I’ll be interviewing Molly Jaffa, an agent with Folio Jr., on my blog next Friday! Don’t miss it!
Lost in the Louvre
You simply cannot visit Paris without stopping at the Louvre. That would be a travesty!
So of course we did. And being the world’s most famous museum (so say the French) with claims to being the largest there is a lot to see. So much, that it’s impossible to do it all in one day.
You can follow the crowds to go see its most famous painting.
Yes, that is the Mona Lisa back there . . . if you look hard enough past the crowds.
You can see crown jewels and fun swords (though the plaques say the jewels aren’t real on many of them anymore).
You can see rows upon rows of mummies.
And Sphinxes . . .
But if you aren’t careful, you can easily get lost.
Which is what happened to us. And those exit signs? They really weren’t very helpful. (I have to wonder if someone wasn’t having some fun when they posted them because we walked the same Egyptian circle at least three times. For real.)
Anywho . . . I think that the blogosphere can be a lot like the Louvre. So many great sites out there.
You can follow the crowds and find some very useful and fun ones (Adventures in Children’s Publishing, Elana Johnson’s, Jen Daiker at Unedited).
If you search a little harder, you can find some real jewels (Lenny’s World, Seeing Creative, Whole Latte Life).
Then there are those crazy bloggers that hold our fascination like the mummies (Carrie Harris, Chris Philips, Creepy Query Girl, Rambles and Randomness).
And in the crazy-big world that is the blogosphere, it’s easy to get a little lost.
But with a little luck, you’ll have made some great bloggy friends along the way. And somehow, getting lost isn’t so bad when you’ve got them for company (NTM, aka Leigh from That’s Write, Amy at The Green Bathtub, and so many others I can’t list you all. Sorry! Don’t hate me.)
So what blog and/or blogger would you want to get lost with? Share your favorites!
P.S. With Memorial Day, I won’t be around on Monday. Have a great weekend!
Just a Spoonful of Sugar . . .
Before going to Paris, we were informed that we absolutely had to stop at Angelina’s for the most amazing cup of Hot Chocolate we could ever hope to taste. Expensive, but definitely worth a visit for all you chocolate lovers out there.
So here’s the deal. See those white packets behind the hot chocolate? Those are sugar packets. What no one told us was that it comes unsweetened, and that we were supposed to sweeten the hot chocolate to taste.
Uh huh.
Let’s just say that first sip was a doozy.
I kindof wish all those people had mentioned that part.
So swinging this around to writing (or whatever activity you love), what extremely helpful advice would you give to a green beginner?
This vs. That: Blue vs. Black Ink
So I can only assume that ink color isn’t really that important to you based on the number of votes. OR, you were all completely distracted by my announcement that I was going to Paris. Which must be the case, because ink color is one of the big questions in my book.
I mean, someone who chooses Blue ink over Black is making a clear statement that they have chosen the road less traveled. And those who choose Green are all about flaunting their non-conformist attitude. Red reveals a Type A personality, and Purple . . . well, they probably saw a little too much of a certain dinosaur who shall remain nameless.
So much at stake. So here we go . . .
Total votes: 14
Black: 9 votes; 65%
Blue: 3 votes; 21%
Purple: 1 vote; 7%
Red: 1 vote; 7%
I confess, I went black.
So what does this say about me? See, black goes with everything, and it’s sensible and to the point. Not flashy or showy, but it does its job, day-in, day-out, with only a little complaining when the sun shines too hard. Then it turns purple, and we already know what that means.
My, I’m feeling a bit rambly today. I’d better move on quick!
So the next important question?
What I’m Glad I Didn’t Know
We often talk about what we wish we knew way back when. Back before we started writing.
But here are some things I’m glad I didn‘t know:
- That I would rewrite that first chapter seventy or so times.
- That after rewriting that first chapter seventy or so times, I still wouldn’t like it.
- That ~~ years later, I still wouldn’t be published.
- That rejection letters never stop hurting.
- That I’d look back at that first book and blush at how horrible it was.
- That when your own mother doesn’t like your book, it’s a bad sign.
- That my writing habit would attempt a coup on my life. 😉
- That my siblings wouldn’t appreciate being featured in my books.
And finally, at the top of my list . . . I’m glad I didn’t know writing was so hard. Because as ignorant as I was, I sure enjoyed writing that first book.
So what are you glad you didn’t know when you started?
Time to Let Go
After months of not playing, I recently sat down at the piano. But when I tried to play, my fingers were rusty and they stumbled over the notes. Determined to get it right, I concentrated on each finger. I focused on where it should be, its every movement—but my playing only seemed to get worse. It was not fun.
Finally, I let go.
I stopped trying to over-think each movement and let my well-practiced fingers take over. And there it was. The music I remembered. The flow of notes, the tricky rhythms, the octave jumps. It all came back.
And it felt good.
Perhaps with writing it’s the same. When we get stuck and don’t know where to go next, sometimes we try to force the issue. Perhaps we’re still in editing mode from revising the last piece. Perhaps we’re simply determined to get it right the first time. Perhaps we’re worried that we’ll never write something as good as Jane Doe who just won a boatload of awards. Whatever it is, it is NOT fun.
That is when it is time to let go. Let your practiced hand and heart take over. Remember why you ever started writing in the first place. Forget about the rules you’re supposed to be following. That can be worked out later. Forget about everyone else who would tell you you’re doing it wrong. Just let go, and that is when the magic happens. The story unfolds. The characters come alive. And writing becomes fun again.
And man does it feel good.
The Big Reveal
I’ve held you in suspense for two weeks now, and I’m sure you’re all dying of curiosity to know the make and model of the license plate. Dying.
I love that so many of you instantly thought of the Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! commercial. My mind never went there, but apparently the car’s owner’s did. It was indeed a Red Mazda.
I thought surely someone would guess the make, but alas, no one.
So, want to see the picture?
A red Mazda MX5 Convertible. Beautiful piece of work, isn’t it?
Stina Lindenblatt from Seeing Creative was the first one to guess Red Mazda, so I hearby proclaim her as our winner! A Lion bar will be on its way post haste. 🙂
And just for fun, here’s my license plate of the day:
Pre-Published Author Classroom Visits?
Yesterday I read an article on classroom visits and workshops in my SCBWI quarterly magazine. In the back of my mind, I started planning what I would do for mine . . . until my brain stopped me.
But you aren’t a published author yet. You’re just wasting your time.
I laughed at myself. I’ve already done a classroom visit, I told my brain. On getting published.
Yes, you read that right. Janet Sumner Johnson, an unpublished author, has done a classroom visit on getting published.
I can hear your questions clammoring through the blogosphere, so I will answer them:
- Did you get paid? No.
- Did you claim to be an expert? No.
- Didn’t the students question your authority? No.
- And why not? Because I did my homework. I knew what I was talking about, and most importantly I knew more than the students. 😉 (And I brought my source reference with me and showed it to them.)
- How did you have the gall? Oh yeah, you in the back . . . I heard your question. I was asked, and I have a hard time saying ‘no,’ so I did it.
- But why? Why would they ask you of all people to do a classroom visit? Connections. Yep. It’s all about connections. My dad is a teacher and likes to brag about me to all his acquaintances(*blushes at the thought*). When he told the writing teacher that I had just finished writing a book (the first draft, mind you), and was working to get it published (*blushes again at the thought*) she asked if I would present to her class on how to get published.
- Weren’t you scared out of your mind? *wipes tears of laughter from my eyes* Scared doesn’t even begin to describe it. But that made me prepare that much harder, and you know what? I’m really glad that I didn’t let a little fear hold me back. It was a fabulous experience, and I learned tons, tons, tons more than any of those students did.
- So what is the point of your post? My point, dear friends, is that we sometimes hold ourselves back from doing things because we don’t think we know enough. We don’t think we’re ready. We don’t think we have the cred. There are so many excuses, really.
We classify classroom visits as something only the published can do. But why? True, we can’t talk about what it’s like to be published. We won’t have a beautifully bound book to hold up and show the students. But we do have experience and knowledge.
I know many of you could write a query with one arm tied behind your back (as long as it’s not the one attached to your writing hand). Some of you can spew grammar rules like you study the Chicago every day. Some of you know the best way to pinpoint agents in your genre. It may sound basic, but it’s knowledge hard-earned. Knowledge that others would love to gain.
Okay, I’ve said my say. But what do you think? Should pre-published authors look for opportunities to do classroom visits? Why or why not?