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Chocolate-less Chocolate Chip Cookies – Renamed

Dec 12, 2011 Uncategorized 30 comments


So last week I admitted that my favorite type of chocolate chip cookies are the ones with NO chocolate chips. I invited you all to give your suggestions for a new name, and here’s what we have so far:

  1. Abomination Cookies
  2. Fiend Cookies
  3. Oxymoron Cookies
  4. Anti Chocolate Chip Cookies
  5. Brown Sugar Cookies
  6. Chipless Cookies
  7. Choc-less Chip Cookies
  8. Naked Cookies
  9. What the Heck Did You Do With My Chocolate Cookies
  10. Where-the-heck-are-my-chocolate-chip Cookies
  11. Faux Cookies
  12. Naked Cookies
  13. Who Took Ma Chips, Ma? Cookies
  14. Totally Bogus Cookies
  15. Un-Cookies
  16. Abomination and Desolation Cookies

I have my favorite, but I really think we need to vote on this. But if I don’t like the results, I may have to play evil dictator. Just sayin’. πŸ˜‰

What’s your vote?

*With so many new options, if you need to change your vote, go for it!


30 Responses to β€œChocolate-less Chocolate Chip Cookies – Renamed”

  1. Old Kitty says:

    Fiend cookies!!! LOL!!

    Take care

  2. Vicki Rocho says:

    I love #1. I'd probably call them the "What The Hell Did You Do With My Chocolate" cookies….

  3. Cynthia says:

    I like chipless, I love how it sounds. πŸ™‚

  4. I got with #5. I'm with you – I'm not a fan of the chocolate chips either.

  5. Slamdunk says:

    Number 1 cracks me up.

  6. Emy Shin says:

    #3 — Oxymoron cookies!

    I really cannot imagine cookies without chocolate chips, though. It's definitely an oxymoron for me.

  7. MikeS says:

    I vote for Vicki's name suggestion, but I might shorten it to Where-the-hell-are-my-chocolate-chips cookies.

  8. Well I guess I have to vote for my own (#3) but I also love #1 πŸ™‚ Also Vicki's suggestion πŸ™‚

  9. I have to go with Fiend Cookies. πŸ™‚ Although I could see how they could be tasty. Really, I'm just a cookie-dough sort of person.

  10. I love Oxymoron Cookies. "Mommy, can I have an Oxymoron Cookie for snack time?" Yep, it totally works. πŸ˜€

  11. Joanne says:

    Wait, wait, can I add a cookie name? How about Faux Cookies?

    Otherwise, I vote for Abomination Cookies. If I Follow you on Twitter, do I get to double my vote πŸ˜‰

  12. sooo tough! Hmmm…#1 or #3!!!

  13. I'm voting for Abomination cookies, but I can't really see my five year old asking for Abomination cookies. LOL. I just love the idea. How about Naked Cookies, or Who Took Ma Chips, Ma? cookies. Okay, I guess I'm wishing I'd tuned into the original post now!

  14. Emily V. says:

    Abomination Cookies is my favorite, I think. πŸ™‚

  15. LTM says:

    LOL! Abomination cookies. All the way. *snort* πŸ˜€

  16. Madeleine says:

    ROFL! Chipless cookies would be my choice. I once had a 'Choc Nut Sundae with nuts' that contained no nuts. They'd forgotten to add them!

  17. I vote for chipless cookies.

  18. Carolyn V says:

    Hee hee hee. I love #2. So funny. Name them that! πŸ˜‰

  19. Totally Bogus cookies.

  20. Oh my gosh! Naked cookies!!!! you have to add that to the list too.

  21. These names are hilarious! I think I like Abomination Cookies just because I think the chips should BE THERE. Otherwise, I like Chipless Cookies or Brown Sugar Cookies because they're more descriptive.

  22. Yeah, I like Abomination cookies, but I'd throw in Desolation, too, just to make sure everyone gets the point. There's a ring to "Abomination and Desolation cookies."


  23. I like chipless. It just sounds tasty.

  24. Lenny Lee* says:

    hi miss janet! Yikes! chocolate chip cookies with no chocolate chips????? those arent cookies theyre uncookies. im voting to call them uncookies!!! wheres the chips!!! i want chips!!!!
    …hugs from lenny

  25. Joylene says:

    Hi Janet. I kinda like #3. It is an oxymoron. And I like how it rolls off my tongue. so to speak. LOL

  26. chipless or naked get my vote(s)!

  27. Un-cookies. Absolutely.

  28. Now that you've updated the post, I vote for 8 and 12 πŸ˜‰

  29. I like that Naked Cookies comes up twice. That's my new vote.

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